Category Archive: Grumpy Haiku

Grumpy Haiku #6

The milk is sour and the eggs very smelly. No pancakes today. Advertisements

Grumpy Haiku #5

Whoever said that there are never dumb questions was truly a liar.

Grumpy Haiku #4

All muddy puddles remind me that I should buy new shoes with no holes.

Grumpy Haiku #3

I love you always. Except when you kiss my face with that water-wet beard.

Grumpy Haiku #2

The tram is coming that gets me back home. But you stole ticket and cash.

Grumpy Haiku #1

The milk is empty and I overslept big time, I want to fire someone.